Wednesday, June 24, 2009
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1 comments:
This needs to be a little more than a footnote. Did you read that whole thing? I think I just pissed my pants from laughing so hard...
"Her hair is her own and at least to her shoulders. Alternatively, she is willing to grow her hair long for me and keep it long for me." Baldies need not apply.
"Her voice is not low or raspy. (Alto is fine; baritone is not.)" No Trannies!
"If she has been victimized by an ex-boyfriend or ex-husband who has been violent, severely emotionally abusive, engaged in crimes that harm other people, and/or abuses alcohol or drugs, then she must be 100% disconnected from him except for minimal contacts required to comply with a court order pursuant to children or financial support." Wow.
"She believes in the light-filled MAGIC of sacred sex. She wants to utilize this magic to manifest our Global Vision. She realizes that her sacred sexual union with me is crucial for manifesting the Global Vision." Huh?
"If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length. I have written a book (not yet published) entitled, Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes. Fascinating topic! And it's an important part of my Global Vision." He saw Pretty Woman one too many times.
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