When my music teacher forced me to sing "You Light Up My Life" in my 5th Grade Talent Show instead of "Age of Aquarius" like I had wanted (because lets be honest, what 10 year old DOESN'T want to sing along to a song about the moon being in the 7th house and Jupiter aligning with Mars?! EVERY KID, that's who!!) - I knew something was fishy. My teacher claimed it was more "wholesome" (ie- not some hippy dippy bullshit)...but I knew there was something more sinister about that tune. Something along the lines of it being written by a serial fucking rapist!!!!!
No wonder I only got 2nd place!!!!
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
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